FunnyEnergeticClassyExcitingSuper

ho ho ho...i don't understand why prostitutes make santa happy

2006-01-06T00:40:32Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I put money in hazmat16380's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Sunday I broke jestergod's X-Box (-12 points). Last Friday I pulled snowrabbit's hair (-5 points). Last Wednesday I turned invisiblecutie in for littering (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!

Sincerely,
worshipgr8pygmy

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-08-19T22:46:00

2005-08-20T05:47:14Z

Does anyone know any good manga/anime I could check out? I was thinking of genshi no henki, and braka li fukmi, but I've not heard much about them.
Any advice of words?
Also, my friend is having a handfasting...what should I give her for a gift?
I just don't know what would be best.
Also, LOSt contacted me night before last week, and mejiki no kenjiwa I am glad. Soon there will be keys for all! I can't belive they're killing off LOKE he is so main! I told them that's not how it went with me, but JAMES had to butt in, and he brought his friend FORREST so I was ovverrun.
Well...
How have you been live journal friend?
Love, deep love, stinky rachel

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-07-05T15:34:00

2005-07-05T22:32:38Z

It's been a long day, lj my roeken friend.
I had to take the double shifting at the hospital with my friend...the one I mentioned earlier. I've heard the bursting story of her and her manfriend....he is suck.
He had been together with her, and then slept with someone else! She forgave him, but he STILL kissed, and fondled other people, without full sexhual entercorse and she let him, becuase his excuse was that she was too far from him, and at work, and he just missed being with people. She said she forgave him because he was a sexual creature.
I find that he is indeed a creature, but a creature of lies and dishonesty, and sperm. He feels the need to sperrad himself around many, saying he knows the ways of being ONE with someone, but yet he is continuously dishonest. Does not she know that he has a addict ion? An junkie of lies...a junkie of sex, and excuses.
I wish there were somethig I may do for her, to let her lift the veil of blindness form her eyes...I care about her welfare, but she says that they are "good" together...that things will be different once she is with him all the time (they will live together...they had distance beefour) that he will keep honest to her, and they will make happy and be well....
She does not understand the history of many situations such as this. Once he cheated..than again, then again! But different "levels" so that makes it okay. Does she not see?
Oh well...it is just frustrating to be in the lines of side, and not be helping.
He is a creature of mean, sad, desire...uncontrollable fecal prowess, and I'm sure he must eat rat.

^sigh^
Anydoodle...
I have decided to write a storie...we shall see the ending ways of it.

Jodi glanced sidelong at the errant byron. What on earth could be wrong? Of all the people, he should know best...yet he dawdles. He stands still. There could be no other.
Once, in a dream, Jodi saw the bright gleaming eyes of her worst fear.....little did she know it would be such as this, once again...but that is what bryon counted on. Her fear.
Out of all the places they could possibly be....here, is where they wished to gather elsewhere.
Like a bird, torn from the sky by a stray sling of a child, she spiraled into her waking world...where she found him, and realized it had all been in her head.
He was not what she thought after all.....

lost why have you forsaken me!!!!!!!!!!!!gets down on knees arms raised to heavens

2005-07-01T05:05:06Z

It has been a long time coming, for me writing here on livejournal. I just wanted to take a few moments to chat it up, and steam off some issues that have been diseasing my mind.
Firstly, that Lost has not come back after being cancled. Why would they just show the same shows I have seen, and pretend I have not seen them? It's damn rude of them.
Secondly it's been more than not many months since my last time around the vat...I'm terribly lonely, but hopefully someday I'll meet the one person who was meant for me...soon I will not stand lonely, but lean lamely against the one I love!
Ah well....
Which leads me to thirdly...that I do disagree horribly a little with the decision of a friend of mine from work. Her boyfriend of 1.56 years has been terrible to her...he lay with another female, and then told her she didn't make enough money! Then he apologized, and she let him make the walking all over her face...so now they are back together. They had been on a break of a year, and now she is still love with him, and he is just lonely and selfish and greedy, and worrying about his own time clock of life....so she's back together with him. I will never understand why. I hope I never get treated suchly...and never let myself get hijinxed back into being treated suchly again.

Also, fourthly, I am upset that Lost has decided to add....you know....next season. Why!? WHY!???? oh well, at least they will no do what they said they would do before, because that was not what I thought they should do and not what they should do...but instead they will do what they should have done when they did the other thing, so it will all be settled and just like Jame's book...however the vampire forrest, will only show up in the third season.
Anyway, I will leave you now with a bit of my poetry. I hope it enjoyes you.

Somewhere, in the eye of pupil
I see a purple star
it's five points gleam at the one
the one of my eyes inffection
soon I will stand with them
soon we will stand together
soon we will not stand alone in our dung
the sky of green will bed with floopint galleries
of all the ways to be
I am glad this is the one
that leads to my handfasting

Bye livejournaling!

Not Found

2005-06-18T07:04:01Z

Well old bean, I just saw the finaly of Lost on TV and I must say Lost has been quite a good show. The ending was a fine conclusion to a wonderful series and wrapped up the lost ends forever in a manner most pleasing and sexually pleasing. As I thought, Boone didn't not turn out to be Lock's father. But I was most surprised that Jeff blew dr. artaz up in angry. You see the dead pirate gave Jeff a boombox from his salve.

Oh yes, we finally saw the monster. It turned out to be just smoke from the dinamyte. One part I was most distrubred by was the midget being captured by pedophiles. I found this regliously offensive and also offensive to Michael Jackson. MY favorite part was Smeed and charley chasing the strange woman who can't speak english well. It was full of drama and suspense. For example, when Charle hit a rock, Smeed shot the blood off his head. But I'm sad to see Lost go into the annals of TV history like my other favorites that I will only see in reruns. It's a shame but at least I have House.

NOW FOR THE SECRETS... A very reliable source has told me some very interesing info about Season 2 of Lost.

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-04-14T23:30:00

2005-04-15T06:39:35Z

From the cute god of jestering clowns

aight, you want questions? heheheh, *twisted mind working*

1: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a rabid chihuahua?

...i know you do not know this, but when i was young, my pet chihuahua got rabies and died a horrible death....he was hit by a car.
I was really sad.

2: (standard) Name of the 5 most noticeable items in your room if someone was to just come in and see it for the first time.

Vat, car battery, iigld, statue, my own blown up layout in a magazine.

3: why haven't you emailed me? ;)

I will email you now!

4: name your favorite mystical creature (a god/goddess doesn't count :D):

So no god or goddess who can't count, right.....
hmm
dryad

5: if you could have any one attribute of the mystical creature you named above, what would it be?
the power to live long, have vines shoot out and bust skulls, to suffocate my enemies with foliage, and to be more sexy than i am now to seduce all *wink*

please email me sometime... jestergod@digital-dreamer.org i'd like to talk to you more sometime outside of journalling if you don't mind ;)
I do not mind at all, *bursts your skull with vines!*

Moving on... Lost died!

2005-04-10T08:14:07Z

You are all so very nice to me

Well friend this week had a new a episode of Lost and it was lostacular. In last weeked episode Lock nearly killed Boon with a plane and in this episode Jack tried to save him from doom. Doom, doom, doom. But failed. This was very sad for some but not for me, because once Boon took my lunch. Unfortunetly, as we know Boon is not truly dead but merely a hatch alien *wink*

In other news it is amazlingly revealed that Jack once married Shanon. This is a real twist because Smeed and Shanon just had a baby which can now be friends with the baby of Clare and Charlie, Lock's son.

The previews imply more nasty secrets, which I'll comment on later. I've had a long day with the... you know *wink*.

bye live journaling

livejournal friends

2005-04-05T04:51:47Z

I don't know if I want to do livejournal anymore. I tried to have fun and meet new people but no one seems to like me. I guess I didn't understand how the friend thing worked. This is what I read on livejournal.com under general info: "There are several options available for interacting with other users. You can use your Friends page to view recent entries by multiple users at once, which makes it easier to keep up with your favorite journals." I wanted to read my favortie journals and even though they were public I got in trouble for reading them. I friended people and it made them unfriendly and I just try to be friends with all. Why am I called names? It's just sad. It says "friends" but the people are mean when I try to be friends. Oh well. If people do not like me it is okay I guess, I will post my journals and those who read them can.

More Disgusting Quizzes

2005-04-03T08:09:57Z

You scored as black. you a nigga, yo!

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black

100%

latino

100%

asian

83%

white

67%

Are you a different race than you think you are?
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I find these quizzes are consistently inaccurate and often poorly thoughtout.

You scored as Lust.

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Wrath

100%

Pride

100%

Greed

100%

Envy

100%

Gluttony

100%

Lust

100%

Sloth

100%

Seven deadly sins
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Yea!!! I did this one right! 100% for me!

You scored as Are You Afraid of the Dark?.

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Are You Afraid of the Dark?

100%

Legends of the Hidden Temple

83%

Doug

83%

The Secret World of Alex Mack

75%

Ren & Stimpy

75%

Clarissa Explains It All

67%

Rugrats

67%

Double Dare

67%

Rocko's Modern Life

58%

The Adventures of Pete and Pete

50%

Kablam!

42%

Which Old School Nickelodeon Show Are You?
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Okay now this is just freaky weird because I AM afraid of the dark. I sleep with a Shried nightlight everynight.

LOST

2005-04-03T07:53:32Z

Dear Living Journal,

Today I will tell you about my favorite new show on televisor. It is called Lost. It reminds me much of a story my friend Jimmy once wrote. Jimmy always said he was the best writer and I guess this proves it. Actually I think he got the story from me because I had a similar experience once....

Anyway the show is about 5 characters named Jak, Kathy, Sorer, Lock, Harly and Smeed. Really there should be a 6th character, Rachel but we won't get into that. You see they are all trapped on an island with aliens and monsters and possibly a leprechaun (I'm not sure I need to play back this one sceen). Lock broke his leg in an earlier episode but Jak fixed it but this week he hurt it again because Boon threw a Jesus statue at it. Wait I forget Boon was on the island too, but he wasn't there when I was so I forgot. Boon found the airplane and talked to the people from the butt of airplane who crashed on the other side of the island after the aliens abudcted them. Then Boon died and Lock saw the light. All in all I would say it is a very good espisode and very sneaky. I already know the end of course but I can see that this is good for those of you who do not know.

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-28T22:58:00

2005-03-29T06:58:53Z

Kinky bastard!
Grats! You're 100% kinky!

Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on kinkpoints

Link: The Kinkyness Test written by nilnisicruce on Ok Cupid

Yes! That is me in the picture. Fore once i have done the quiz corectly. I am kinky!
The end.

Now!

2005-03-28T07:16:18Z

Well the week has been really busy. He came in today, and told me what he wanted, but of course i didn't agree, but then she did! So, that was that.
I then had to go into the back room, and get it....but when i came back, they (she and he) were arguing! Then she threw her stapler....well she looked like she was going to....and then they both went away, and i had to go and put it BACK!

Well, it was a long day.

Tonight should be better.

Looking forward to new anime, i've found a source...

Today.

2005-03-28T07:11:20Z

Interview me snowrabbit!

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-21T01:06:00

2005-03-21T09:18:03Z

Hi Livejournal and hi to all the people reading this on the internet (the folks)!! Well I decided to post an update. First of all I don't think I'll do anymore quizzes for the obvious reasons. On another note I was chatting with ChattyChatter (Jimmy) the other day and he told me that he just found out he's the best writer in his class! I'm so proud of my LITTLE friend!

I've found an amazing new anime called Love Hina and it's got heaps of amazing wonderfulness.

Went to THE dance last week and I met this great guy around the vat. I gave him my number... big mistake he wasn't my type at all. He turned out to be really immature was a really boring person. I'm into the more creative type.

Well talk to you later LIVEJOURNAL!!

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-18T23:38:00

2005-03-19T07:45:03Z

You scored as Werewolf. Oooh, you may get all the attention for being fit eye-candy, but people better scatter when you get the munchies!

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Werewolf

90%

Vampire

85%

Faery

85%

Witch

80%

Mermaid

80%

Demon

75%

Troll

70%

Human

45%

What kind mystical creature are you?
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How is this possible?? Now wolves will kill me too?

QUIZZES!

2005-03-18T06:57:36Z

You scored as Michael Jackson. You look most like Michael Jackson, but its ok you arent identical you just have similar features

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Michael Jackson

88%

Pamela Anderson

63%

Lindsay Lohan

31%

Ashlee Simpson

25%

Paris Hilton

19%

What Celebrity Could Be Your Twin!? (Awesome!!)
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You scored as In front of your computer. You've grown a bit attached to your computer. Go out and get some fresh air, or you'll sink to the lowest depths with nothing but a machine as your friend.

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In front of your computer

80%

Heart attack

70%

You will die utterly alone.

60%

Stroke.... Massive stroke

60%

You'll go down in flames for what you believe in

35%

How Will You Die?
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I am so sad! Michael jackson is going to kill me : ( WHAT??? why??? why would he kill me with spiderman's dad? WHY?

You scored as Chris. Chris. You sometimes have very deep incite but all in all, there are certain rocks that are smarter than you.

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Meg

100%

Chris

100%

Brian

80%

Peter

70%

Stewie

50%

Lois

50%

What Family Guy Character Are you?
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You scored as Romantic Kisser. Good for you! You know how to kiss and hopefully you have a certain someone to experience a serge of happiness with. If not, it doesnt hurt to flirt kiss a little hehe. Just dont get carried away. Romantic kissing is always a plus! Kissing is an art keep it up and youll be really good!

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Dont quit your day job...

100%

Romantic Kisser

100%

Yippy Ki Yay!

75%

How good do you kiss?
created with QuizFarm.com

Kissing is very nice.

Today's entry

2005-03-18T06:40:47Z

I really enjoy reading all the original stories around livejournal. Most don't follow the traditional boring style of beginning, middle, end and plot. They flow around, gallantly filling the space with their words, like the gibbering people who sit on the subway.
I really feel inadequate when I read these stories, however, because I don't think I will ever be as good as these people say they are : (
Still, I'm so enjoying reading them, that maybe I will stop lurking and soon post to these people and let them know how I feel....maybe!

Hello!

2005-03-08T05:58:36Z

Well, I've decided to open up a livejournal. It seems there are many very interesting people on here, and I've been reading all about them. I'd really like to get to know some of them, hopefully get to talk to them, and so we'll see how it goes.
A little bit about myself: I live in the U.S., where I work in a hospital in the E.R. My life is pretty stressful, but you'll soon get to read all about that later.
Hmm!
Today I went the store...bought some groceries, and talked to this really nice guy while waiting in line. Hmm not much else happened! So, I guess that's all I have to say for now!

FunnyEnergeticClassyExcitingSuper

ho ho ho...i don't understand why prostitutes make santa happy

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-08-19T22:46:00

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-07-05T15:34:00

lost why have you forsaken me!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets down on knees arms raised to heavens*

Not Found

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-04-14T23:30:00

Moving on... Lost died!

livejournal friends

More Disgusting Quizzes

LOST

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-28T22:58:00

Now!

Today.

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-21T01:06:00

worshipgr8pygmy @ 2005-03-18T23:38:00

QUIZZES!

Today's entry

Hello!

lost why have you forsaken me!!!!!!!!!!!!gets down on knees arms raised to heavens